If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied...

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

False advertising

Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?

Insider trading

Fraud

And much, much more.

Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Terroristic threats

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

Conspiracy

HIPAA violations

Threats of violence

Why do wokes use words like "homophobes" when they don't know what that means? Do they realize that no one is afraid of them?

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Trade secrets

No freedom is absolute.

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

Revenge porn